Countdown To 3. Days Until The Cheeto Circus Leaves Town


“The Countdown to Freedom (or at Least Fewer All-Caps Tweets)” Tick-tock, folks. We’re inching closer to the day when the national nightmare finally ends, and the orange stain on democracy gets a one-way ticket to irrelevance (or, you know, court). Until then, brace yourself for the last stretch of tantrums, conspiracy rants, and taxpayer-funded golf trips. The finish line is in sight—just a little longer until we can all collectively say, “You’re fired!”


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